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Michael
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
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Put butter in your mixer, add sugar, set on low. Write a stored procedure to keep track of jobs that won't run. Add flour. Use a DMV to find unused indexes. Add eggs. Bake in an MDF with 20% free space.