Azure SQL Database - ports you didn't realize you needed for your firewall request.

 Azure is fun. FUN, I say!

Ports: 

1433 - standard SQL port

11000-11999 - ports if you're using Proxy instead of Redirect

14000-14999 (!) - ports for the DAC (Dedicated Admin Connection)

Mermaid (the language) is life!

Just found out about this the past month. 

I like diagrams for my documentation, and I detest making it. I also would like to build it via script, since that's more useful.

Sample:

graph TD;

     A-->B;

     A-->C;

     B-->D;

     C-->D;

Which produces: 

Pretty cool right? 

VSCode supports it (load the extension "Markdown Preview Enhanced"), but Jira and Confluence don't support it natively.... 

But there's a workaround!

In Chrome, load the extension Mermaid Previewer (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/mermaid-previewer/oidjnlhbegipkcklbdfnbkikplpghfdl)

There are a couple of tweaks. For one, you need to enable sandbox mode in the extension. 

For Confluence, I put the site as my\.confluence\.site and a selector of pre > code. To add it, I create a markdown block, but within it do this:

```mermaid

graph LR

A --> B

```

(update 2023/10/27) another way that seems to work for confluence is to make a regular code block ( for me, type ``` by hand, then do it with just the "graph LR / A --> B"), and in Mermaid Previewer as div.container, but I don't know how that affects other "containers". the nice thing about doing it the other way is that (for some reason) you HAVE to have the ```mermaid, which means it can't accidentally go crazy with it.

For Jira, my selector is pre.code-java, since by default our code blocks are Java. You can look at the element in Chrome developer mode (right-click, choose "inspect").

Then, within the Jira ticket, just do:

graph LR

A --> B 

(NOTE THE SPACES!) No idea why it doesn't act the same between them, but for me it's fine.

SSIS and Parameters and where to set them

 SSIS has a LOT of ways to set configs. Parameters & variables, and then those can be overridden at different levels.

in order (from lowest to highest) - bottom of this list supercedes the top. You can see WHERE it was overridden because at that level, the parameter name is in bold. 

1. SSIS Package level
2. SSIS Project level
3. XML Configs? (I don't remember where these can be set)
4. SSISDB - right-click on the project within integration catalog and choose "Config"
5. SSIS Job Step configuration

Azure Data Factory - how to ACTUALLY use storage event triggers to copy data from Blob Storage to Azure SQL Database (Azure SQL DB)

 This post is in response to an incredibly frustrating interaction with Azure.

I figured I would do something incredibly simple - import a parquet file from blob storage into Azure SQL DB. When the file is written to Blob Storage (using CETAS, fwiw), it should activate the storage trigger, which should kick off the pipeline. 

The problem is that it won't work as the tutorial (https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/data-factory/tutorial-copy-data-portal) shows. It says it can't find the file. Why not? Well, it wasn't firewalls or anything else. It's that a linked service dataset, in "Sink" requires a container name - and the trigger sends the container name also. So I kept getting messages that it couldn't find \mycontainer\mycontainer\myfolder\myfile.parquet . I found a single message on Stack Overflow (https://stackoverflow.com/questions/67294521/azure-data-factory-how-to-get-new-file-location-from-triggerbody-folderpath/74738786) on how to solve it. So, here we go: 

package parameters:

Source:

@pipeline().parameters.trigger_folder_path

@pipeline().parameters.trigger_file_name

My Source Dataset:

Sink:

And the last part in the trigger that makes it all work:

Here's what to put for trigger_folder_path, as per Steve Johnson on SO. No, you don't have to change the YAML, you can modify the values above: 

@substring(triggerBody().folderPath,add(indexof(triggerBody().folderPath,'/'),1),sub(length(triggerBody().folderPath),add(indexof(triggerBody().folderPath,'/'),1)))

Why it's that hard to find/use, I have no idea. 

All Hail Steve Johnson!

[rant] Freaking Microsoft.Graph cmdlets for 1.27 - I swear, y'all.

 Never, for the love of god, run update-module -all. 

I went from 1.23 to 1.27 and my scripts broke.

First problem: incompatibility with Microsoft.Graph.Authentication. I had multiple copies of it, and uninstall older versions didn't work - had to uninstall ALL of microsoft.graph (not easy, whhhhyyyy), then reinstall WITH "-requiredversion 1.27" (or was it 1.27.00?).  Otherwise it still grabbed the wrong versions somehow.

Second problem: invalid filter clause

get-mgchat : Invalid filter clause

At line:1 char:1

+ get-mgchat -all -PageSize 50 -filter "lastUpdatedDateTime gt '2023-05...

why? Because between 1.23 and 1.27, they stopped accepting the datestring being in quotes. Now, if it is, it doesn't work.  What the everliving...

Patching Visual Studio via Powershell

 

Basic script to update all your Visual Studio instances. On some servers I have/need 3.

The VSSetup is the magic, courtesy of Microsoft (and hence the prereqs), the rest is just running their installer. 

#this didn't find the 2022 install. Run as ISE admin

Install-PackageProvider -Name NuGet -MinimumVersion 2.8.5.201 -force

set-psrepository psgallery -InstallationPolicy Trusted

Install-Module VSSetup 

get-vssetupinstance|%{

$installpath = $_.installationpath

"$installpath"

Start-Process -Wait -FilePath "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Visual Studio\Installer\vs_installer.exe" -ArgumentList "update --passive --norestart --installpath ""$installpath"""

}

#this should work, but doesn't. Just kicks back instantly.

#Start-Process -Wait -FilePath "C:\Program Files (x86)\Microsoft Visual Studio\Installer\vs_installer.exe" -ArgumentList "updateall --passive --norestart"

Making about:config a trusted sites

 I need this because IE tries to load about:config twice, which throws errors in the secure mode of IE/Edge, and I needed to script a way around it. 

Thanks to Joe for the tip on quotes.

if (-not (Test-Path -Path 'HKCU:\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\ZoneMap\EscDomains\blank'))

{

    $null = New-Item -Path 'HKCU:\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\ZoneMap\EscDomains\blank'

}

Set-ItemProperty -Path 'HKCU:\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings\ZoneMap\EscDomains\blank' -Name "about" -Value 2 -Type DWord

Azure Managed Instance to Parquet using CETAS and t-sql

And we're back! Not that anybody noticed.  'Scool. IP agreements and the like. 

I'll make it brief since I logged on at 11pm to get this working.

TL;DR - the below lines will allow you to query a table on your MI, creating Parquet files in Azure blob storage. And you can query it! Next up is partitioning over time, etc, etc. But this is freaking fantastic. I have a python script I wrote that does it, but it's nowhere as nice/easy as this.

Why do you care? Because it's a fantastically easy way to archive older data to blob storage, and I suspect (need to test) that if you do it right, you can then have it go to cool/archive storage via a lifecycle setup, so that if you need it much later, you can. Parquet is a columnar compressed format that can then feed other things like Snowflake, Hadoop, Redshift Spectrum, AWS Athena, etc. For me it's a platform-agnostic, portable, highly-compressed data format that I can use to better archive older data. 

CETAS: Create External Table As Select

1) Walking the dog and reading my RSS feeds on Feedly, I see this:
https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/updates/azure-sql-general-availability-updates-for-lateapril-2023/

2) reading through, go to this:
SQL Managed Instance now supports CETAS (“Create External Table As Select”) functionality. This feature allows users to export data from local database tables into parquet and CSV files in Azure storage and creates external tables for easy querying of the exported data through data virtualization.

3) Run back home and log in. My poor dog was out of breath.

4) After dinking for 30 minutes trying to get my local copy of the az powershell module to work with the command, (still isn't working, seriously, wtaf), and being unable to use cloud shell since it requires cloud storage and permissions are locked down too much, I finally use -UseDeviceauthentication and run these commands on my instance:

# Enable ServerConfigurationOption with name "allowPolybaseExport"

Set-AzSqlServerConfigurationOption -ResourceGroupName "myresource_group_name" -InstanceName "myManagedInstanceName" `

-Name "allowPolybaseExport" -Value 1

5) Verify it works.

SELECT [name], [value] FROM sys.configurations WHERE name ='allow polybase export';

Returns 1!

6) now, I use the following t-sql, pretty much verbatim from their example and a SAS token. The only magic I've added is the 10 minutes on how to use a SAS token. 

USE my

GO

CREATE MASTER KEY ENCRYPTION BY PASSWORD = 'password would go here';

GO
CREATE DATABASE SCOPED CREDENTIAL [CETASCredential]
    WITH IDENTITY ='SHARED ACCESS SIGNATURE',
SECRET = 'sp=rwl&st=2023-04-27T04:37:23Z&se=2023-05-26T12:37:23Z&spr=https&sv=2021-12-02&sr=c&sig=stringofstuffremovedhahahahahthisisfromthesastokenA%3D' ; --Removing leading '?'
GO

 

CREATE EXTERNAL DATA SOURCE [CETASExternalDataSource]
WITH (
    LOCATION = 'abs://mycontainer@mystorageacct.blob.core.windows.net',
    CREDENTIAL = [CETASCredential] );
GO

 

CREATE EXTERNAL FILE FORMAT [CETASFileFormat]
WITH(
    FORMAT_TYPE=PARQUET,
    DATA_COMPRESSION = 'org.apache.hadoop.io.compress.SnappyCodec'
    );
GO

 

-- Count how many rows we plan to offload
SELECT COUNT(*) FROM my.dbo.table

CREATE EXTERNAL TABLE mytable_polybase_example

WITH (
    LOCATION = 'I/get/multiple/paths/for/multiple/tables!/',
    DATA_SOURCE = [CETASExternalDataSource],
    FILE_FORMAT = [CETASFileFormat])
AS 
    SELECT 
        *
    FROM 
       my.dbo.table

 

-- you can query the newly created external table
SELECT COUNT (*) FROM mytable_polybase_example;

[WAT] fun with declare @blah = varchar!

Another in my "WAT" file. (Go find it on youtube, you'll laugh and groan) 

What happens if you don't assign a length to varchar? I swear I'd learned that it became varchar(30).
Running on SQL Server 2014 SP3. Bold are the selects that are getting returned.

DECLARE @blah VARCHAR 

SET @blah = '123456' 

SELECT @blah 

DECLARE @date DATETIME=getdate() 

SELECT CONVERT(VARCHAR, @date, 112) 

SELECT @blah = CONVERT(VARCHAR, @date, 112) 

SELECT @blah 

1 

2030302

2

Severity 10 - using Extended Events to get code errors

I wish I knew whom to thank for this.  An absolute genius idea. Probably Ozar, possibly Bertrand, could be White or a bunch of other #SQLFamily.  Warning: once you use this, you'll want it on all your servers. 

Premise: run an Extended Event looking for all errors over Severity 10, saving in a 10mb memory buffer within the SQL Server instance. Keep the rolling last errors so you have a decent amount of history. I believe the original was Severity 10 and above, but that one was too chatty for me, whereas 11+ seems to be ideal. But I refer to it as my "Sev10" code, so here we are. This includes all sorts of stuff you won't normally see - errors from stored procedures, errors in replication, errors in SSMS, etc. 

Testing it is easy: create session & start it, run "select 1/0", then run the query.

I do have a version that I run that saves logs out, but honestly, that's a different post. This Xevent uses 10mb from the Ring Buffer, constantly filling and keeping the last 10mb of errors. Performance hit seems minimal, and we're doing millions of transactions a day.

Performance has always been the kicker on this - using Xquery directly against the ring buffer is slow as heck, and even after solving that via temp tables, I still ran into problems with one particular server. That made me realize I don't appear to have posted this. By splitting it via NODE to multiple rows to a temp table, then querying the temp table to shred the XML, the performance is vastly improved.  In my case, from 8 minutes to 16 seconds. And on most servers, under 5. 

Other thoughts - you might consider adding another WHERE clause to the ADD EVENT; maybe filter end-users' machines or SSMS. I like having it, but you do you. Turns out SSMS is damn chatty sometimes, also. "View server state permission was denied " and "Cannot drop the table '#SVer'" abound.

Want to run this in Azure SQL DB? Sure, just do it against each database, replacing the "ON SERVER" with "ON DATABASE". The table names you query against change slightly (it's commented), and the time zone calculation doesn't work yet. Booooooooo.

I'm working on a collector, just haven't finished yet.

Bonus! Frames! Take the Frames provided in the Event_Data, and go use their amazing code to tell you exactly what piece of code in what function/stored procedure, and what line, caused the issue. Is it in a stored procedure calling a stored procedure calling a function? This will tell you where and what. Genius, and kudos to Tom.  https://straightforwardsql.com/posts/investigating-errors-with-extended-events/

Cheers!