[Tip] getting local context from sp_ in master

In SQL 2005, if you create an SP in master that queries from system tables (or the INFORMATION_SCHEMA views), it'll return the details from the Master database - regardless of where you're running it. In SQL 2000, it worked.

So, an unsupported workaround, pointed out to me by Erland Sommarskog, SQL MVP & SQL God:

EXEC sp_MS_marksystemobject [your_sp_name]