Put butter in your mixer, add sugar, set on low. Write a stored procedure to keep track of jobs that won't run. Add flour. Use a DMV to find unused indexes. Add eggs. Bake in an MDF with 20% free space.
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
[Presenting] SQLSaturday Dallas, September 24th, 2016!
The first SQLSaturday I ever presented at! This time around I'm covering CIM and WMI and WQL. Come learn why you should care, but also come get your brain melted by Bob Ward - something for everyone!
Man, this ought to be a monster of a SQLSat, with those speakers. Now to cajole them into doing a BBQ Crawl. Who's up for Pecan Lodge at 10:30-10:45 on Friday?
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