Come see me speak in Washington DC! (Okay, fine, and another 29 speakers like Grant Fritchey, Allan White, Steve Jones, Jessica Moss, Randy Knight, Jason Brimhall, Jimmy May...).
There's even a pre-con on Friday - day-long training on BIMLScript (different venue, though, I think).
SQL Saturday DC 2014.
A mere $10 gets you in - and that includes lunch!
Doors at 7:30am, starts at 8:15am.
Microsoft MTC, 5404 Wisconsin Ave, Chevy Chase, MD, 20815